Harry Potter and the Deathy Halitosis

I recently went to the unvailing of the latest and last book in the Harry Potter series. It was being held at the local Barnes and Noble. I didn't actually buy a book. I went to see a girl. I did make it known to a few fans of the series that I've never actually read any of the books either. After that there was complete silence and all their judging eyes were on me. I was afraid that I might get "muggled." There were a lot of "Jeff Albertsons" there. Kids dressed up like Hogwarts students. Parents dressed like Hogwarts professors. The lines were weaving in and out of every possible isle. It even went outside.